The Smiley War
AND SO, It started.
"FIRE!" Shouted the Monkey King (
)
The bombs came raining down on Rice Resort.
"HURRY! GET THE KING!" Shouted a rice soldier.
A rice peasant heard and quickly began running towards the kingdom.
"MAJESTY! MAJESTY!" said the rice peasant, flailing his arms around.
"Yes?" Said the king.
"The Monkey Men are bombing us!! Help us!"
"What!? They're bombing us!? OH NO! WHAT DO WE DO!"
The king stood up and shouted, "VOODOO MAN! VOODOO MAN!"
Instantly, out of no where, a rice ball appeared. They all looked the same, but a sense of dark magic emitted from his rice-ness.
"Yes, my lord?"
"The Monkey Men are bombing us! We need to fight back! Use your magic!"
The voodoo rice ball nodded and stepped back. He began moving his arms to get into the flow of magic:
Faster and faster he moved his arms until he began flailing them.
The rice peasant ball moved backwards at the scary sight.
Suddenly, the voodoo rice ball stopped moving. He pulled out what looked like cheese and a small needle.
From outside, the king could hear the shrieks of the Monkey Men as they felt the pain of the needle.
A rice ball, standing on the outer wall of Rice Resort, saw that the Monkey Men were retreating (
) and taunted them: 
.
Suddenly, the Monkey Men stopped retreating as they saw the taunt, and instead, charged faster and faster.
"FINE THEN!" Shouted the Monkey King. "WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL SKILLS AS WELL! SUMMON.. . . . The Water Monkey."
A few monkey soldiers around the Monkey King gasped, but then nodded their head
. From above, the Rice Balls could see a cloud beginning to form. The cloud was small, and when it started to rain 
, the Rice Balls were astonished to see a monkey, made out of water, come to life.
"WATER MONKEY!" The Rice King shouted.
"Yesssss?"
". . . Do your job."
The monkey soldiers freaked out
at the sight of so much water but were filled with joy to see that they were winning! 
The Rice King saw the terror happening underneath him and, with a wave of a hand, a helicopter formed in the air. On the side of the helicopter read the words: "PANDA POWER!"
"GO! MY PANDAS! DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR PANDA POWERS!" Shouted the Rice King.
And so, one by one, they fell to the earth where their screaming powers:
Their telepathy powers:
Their Tail-Whip powers:
And their smacking powers:
Helped make the Monkey Men cry again
in pain and wish to retreat.
"NO!" Shouted the Monkey King "This fight isn't over yet. . ." 
"Uh, what do you mean?" Asked the monkey soldiers
The King coughed
and said, "Oh, you naive little soldiers. " 
"What are you saying!?" Asked the soldiers.
"We also have secret weapons
, just wait for it."
The King pulled out a small device, pressed some buttons, and suddenly. .
The ground began to shake.
"YAY FOR MONKEY KING!" Shouted the soldiers.
From the ground, a huge green figure began to emerge.
"NOW! ATTACK!" Shouted the monkey king.
Colors were pouring everywhere! Destroying the Rice Ball's walls as well as soul! But the Rice Balls didn't give up yet.
"GO!" Shouted the Rice King, "SQUIRREL!"
And so, the squirrel and COLOR Monster attacked and attacked.
"Agh!" Said the Rice King, "This is going nowhere. We need something more! PEASANT! CALL MY STRATEGIST!"
The peasant nodded and within seconds, a strategist appeared.
"Mr. Strategist," said the King, "MAKE ME WIN!"
The strategist rice ball nodded his head and went to work.
Suddenly! AN IDEA HIT HIM!
.
The strategist whispered in the King's ear his plan and the Rice King smiled and laughed
.
"IT'S BRILLIANT"! The Rice King said and immediately went to this throne and pushed a secret red button. "I totally forgot about this button!"
Outside the palace, the Monkeys were rejoicing over what they thought was their win.
The color monster seemed to be destroying the squirrel!
BUT THEN!!!
"AHHHH!" Shouted the Color Monster as another ray of colors shot into his soul.
"Problem?" Said the memefaces as they popped up randomly in the air.
"WE SHALL WIN!"
The Meme Faces laughed at the pathetic remark of hope.
"Let's see about that!"
Said the Challenge Accepted Meme.
"You can't beat us! JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT!" the Monkey King Shouted.
. . .
. . .
. . . . . .
"WAIT! WHAT!"
And so, the battle of Sophie's emoticons went on for days and days until finally. . .
Everyone died.
All, except for one small person.
One little, cute person.
. . .
=D The End.
AND SO, It started.
"FIRE!" Shouted the Monkey King (
)The bombs came raining down on Rice Resort.
"HURRY! GET THE KING!" Shouted a rice soldier.
A rice peasant heard and quickly began running towards the kingdom.
"MAJESTY! MAJESTY!" said the rice peasant, flailing his arms around.
"Yes?" Said the king.
"The Monkey Men are bombing us!! Help us!"
"What!? They're bombing us!? OH NO! WHAT DO WE DO!"
The king stood up and shouted, "VOODOO MAN! VOODOO MAN!"
Instantly, out of no where, a rice ball appeared. They all looked the same, but a sense of dark magic emitted from his rice-ness.
"Yes, my lord?"
"The Monkey Men are bombing us! We need to fight back! Use your magic!"
The voodoo rice ball nodded and stepped back. He began moving his arms to get into the flow of magic:
Faster and faster he moved his arms until he began flailing them.
The rice peasant ball moved backwards at the scary sight.
Suddenly, the voodoo rice ball stopped moving. He pulled out what looked like cheese and a small needle.
From outside, the king could hear the shrieks of the Monkey Men as they felt the pain of the needle.
A rice ball, standing on the outer wall of Rice Resort, saw that the Monkey Men were retreating (
) and taunted them: .Suddenly, the Monkey Men stopped retreating as they saw the taunt, and instead, charged faster and faster.
"FINE THEN!" Shouted the Monkey King.
"WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL SKILLS AS WELL! SUMMON.. . . . The Water Monkey."A few monkey soldiers around the Monkey King gasped, but then nodded their head
. From above, the Rice Balls could see a cloud beginning to form. The cloud was small, and when it started to rain , the Rice Balls were astonished to see a monkey, made out of water, come to life."WATER MONKEY!" The Rice King shouted.
"Yesssss?"
". . . Do your job."
The monkey soldiers freaked out
at the sight of so much water but were filled with joy to see that they were winning! The Rice King saw the terror happening underneath him and, with a wave of a hand, a helicopter formed in the air. On the side of the helicopter read the words: "PANDA POWER!"
"GO! MY PANDAS! DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR PANDA POWERS!" Shouted the Rice King.
And so, one by one, they fell to the earth where their screaming powers:
Their telepathy powers:
Their Tail-Whip powers:
And their smacking powers:
Helped make the Monkey Men cry again
in pain and wish to retreat. "NO!" Shouted the Monkey King
"This fight isn't over yet. . ." "Uh, what do you mean?" Asked the monkey soldiers
The King coughed
and said, "Oh, you naive little soldiers. " "What are you saying!?" Asked the soldiers.
"We also have secret weapons
, just wait for it."The King pulled out a small device, pressed some buttons, and suddenly. .
The ground began to shake.
"YAY FOR MONKEY KING!" Shouted the soldiers. From the ground, a huge green figure began to emerge.
"NOW! ATTACK!" Shouted the monkey king.
Colors were pouring everywhere! Destroying the Rice Ball's walls as well as soul! But the Rice Balls didn't give up yet.
"GO!" Shouted the Rice King, "SQUIRREL!"
And so, the squirrel and COLOR Monster attacked and attacked.
"Agh!" Said the Rice King, "This is going nowhere. We need something more! PEASANT! CALL MY STRATEGIST!"
The peasant nodded and within seconds, a strategist appeared.
"Mr. Strategist," said the King, "MAKE ME WIN!"
The strategist rice ball nodded his head and went to work.
Suddenly! AN IDEA HIT HIM!
.The strategist whispered in the King's ear his plan and the Rice King smiled and laughed
."IT'S BRILLIANT"! The Rice King said and immediately went to this throne and pushed a secret red button. "I totally forgot about this button!"
Outside the palace, the Monkeys were rejoicing over what they thought was their win.
The color monster
seemed to be destroying the squirrel! BUT THEN!!!
"AHHHH!" Shouted the Color Monster as another ray of colors shot into his soul.
"Problem?" Said the memefaces as they popped up randomly in the air."WE SHALL WIN!"
The Meme Faces laughed at the pathetic remark of hope.
"Let's see about that!"
Said the Challenge Accepted Meme. "You can't beat us! JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT!"
the Monkey King Shouted. . . .
. . .
. . . . . .
"WAIT! WHAT!"
And so, the battle of Sophie's emoticons went on for days and days until finally. . .
Everyone died.
All, except for one small person.
One little, cute person.
. . .
=D The End.
Last edited by iKevinly on August 7th 2011, 3:40 pm; edited 1 time in total
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