(Is this the right section? I think we should have a forum for less serious problems not serious enough to be in the regular "problems" section. Or just a "small chat" forum. JUST A SUGGESTION?)
So anyway, this morning while brushing my teeth, I came across a DILLEMA!
See, apparently overnight, my freakishly long eyelashes decided to turn against me!
Because when I woke up, I realized that at the corner of my left eye, I had sprouted a SINGLE GIANT EYELASH!
IT'S LIKE 3/4 OF AN INCH LONG! (No "that's what she said" intended.)
And instead of sticking out like a good eyelash, it's falling over my eye and it looks kind of retarded (if you're the sort of person who judges people based on the quality of their eyelashes)!
I tried to pull it out but it's very painful, as anyone who has attempted to yank out their eyelashes would know. I'm considering cutting it but I don't want scissors near my eyes because I'm dreadfully uncoordinated and that would only be a recipe for disaster.
PLEASE HELP ME!
-Dinosaur Race
