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    The Smiley War.

    Post by iKevinly on August 6th 2011, 4:03 pm

    The Smiley War

    AND SO, It started.

    Really now. Really now. Really now.

    "FIRE!" Shouted the Monkey King ( Yo yo! )

    The bombs came raining down on Rice Resort.

    Cry Cry

    "HURRY! GET THE KING!" Shouted a rice soldier.
    A rice peasant heard and quickly began running towards the kingdom.

    Cloud nine baby! Cloud nine baby! Cloud nine baby!


    "MAJESTY! MAJESTY!" said the rice peasant, flailing his arms around. Mad Skillz

    "Yes?" Said the king.
    "The Monkey Men are bombing us!! Help us!" Cry
    "What!? They're bombing us!? OH NO! WHAT DO WE DO!" Mad Skillz

    The king stood up and shouted, "VOODOO MAN! VOODOO MAN!"

    Instantly, out of no where, a rice ball appeared. They all looked the same, but a sense of dark magic emitted from his rice-ness.

    "Yes, my lord?"
    "The Monkey Men are bombing us! We need to fight back! Use your magic!"

    The voodoo rice ball nodded and stepped back. He began moving his arms to get into the flow of magic:

    Come back soon! Come back soon!

    Faster and faster he moved his arms until he began flailing them. Mad Skillz
    The rice peasant ball moved backwards at the scary sight.

    Suddenly, the voodoo rice ball stopped moving. He pulled out what looked like cheese and a small needle.

    Food. c:
    Food. c:
    Food. c:

    From outside, the king could hear the shrieks of the Monkey Men as they felt the pain of the needle.

    A rice ball, standing on the outer wall of Rice Resort, saw that the Monkey Men were retreating ( I\'m sorry. ) and taunted them: Pffffft. Pffffft. .

    Suddenly, the Monkey Men stopped retreating as they saw the taunt, and instead, charged faster and faster.

    "FINE THEN!" Shouted the Monkey King. Yo yo! "WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL SKILLS AS WELL! SUMMON.. . . . The Water Monkey."

    A few monkey soldiers around the Monkey King gasped, but then nodded their head beg . From above, the Rice Balls could see a cloud beginning to form. The cloud was small, and when it started to rain </3 </3 , the Rice Balls were astonished to see a monkey, made out of water, come to life.

    "WATER MONKEY!" The Rice King shouted. Yo yo!
    "Yesssss?"
    ". . . Do your job."


    WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

    WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

    The monkey soldiers freaked out WHAT. WHAT. at the sight of so much water but were filled with joy to see that they were winning! Yay!

    The Rice King saw the terror happening underneath him and, with a wave of a hand, a helicopter formed in the air. On the side of the helicopter read the words: "PANDA POWER!"

    "GO! MY PANDAS! DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR PANDA POWERS!" Shouted the Rice King.

    And so, one by one, they fell to the earth where their screaming powers: *scream*
    Their telepathy powers: NO WAI
    Their Tail-Whip powers: Wigglewigglewiggle
    And their smacking powers: GRR
    Helped make the Monkey Men cry again Oh Noes. in pain and wish to retreat. I\'m sorry.

    "NO!" Shouted the Monkey King Yo yo! "This fight isn't over yet. . ." Want a piece of me?
    "Uh, what do you mean?" Asked the monkey soldiers hmmm
    The King coughed Sir. and said, "Oh, you naive little soldiers. " Wrong.
    "What are you saying!?" Asked the soldiers.
    "We also have secret weapons You know you want to , just wait for it."

    The King pulled out a small device, pressed some buttons, and suddenly. .
    The ground began to shake.

    Yay! Yay! "YAY FOR MONKEY KING!" Shouted the soldiers.

    From the ground, a huge green figure began to emerge.

    "NOW! ATTACK!" Shouted the monkey king.

    Color! Color! Color! Color! Color! Color!

    Colors were pouring everywhere! Destroying the Rice Ball's walls as well as soul! But the Rice Balls didn't give up yet.

    "GO!" Shouted the Rice King, "SQUIRREL!"

    Nuts. Nuts.

    And so, the squirrel and COLOR Monster attacked and attacked.

    Nuts. Color! Nuts. Color! Nuts. Color!

    "Agh!" Said the Rice King, "This is going nowhere. We need something more! PEASANT! CALL MY STRATEGIST!"

    The peasant nodded and within seconds, a strategist appeared.

    "Mr. Strategist," said the King, "MAKE ME WIN!"

    The strategist rice ball nodded his head and went to work.

    In my corner
    In my corner In my corner
    In my corner
    In my corner
    In my corner
    In my corner In my corner In my corner

    Suddenly! AN IDEA HIT HIM! Clumsy. .

    The strategist whispered in the King's ear his plan and the Rice King smiled and laughed Hee. Hee hee. Hee. Hee hee. .

    "IT'S BRILLIANT"! The Rice King said and immediately went to this throne and pushed a secret red button. "I totally forgot about this button!"

    Outside the palace, the Monkeys were rejoicing over what they thought was their win. Yay! Yay!
    The color monster Color! seemed to be destroying the squirrel! Nuts.

    BUT THEN!!!
    "AHHHH!" Shouted the Color Monster as another ray of colors shot into his soul.
    Rainbow Rainbow

    Trololololol "Problem?" Said the memefaces as they popped up randomly in the air.

    "WE SHALL WIN!" Yo yo!

    The Meme Faces laughed at the pathetic remark of hope.
    "Let's see about that!" Challenge Accepted Said the Challenge Accepted Meme.

    "You can't beat us! JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT!" Yo yo! the Monkey King Shouted.

    Okay.
    . . .
    . . .
    . . . . . .


    "WAIT! WHAT!"

    No.

    And so, the battle of Sophie's emoticons went on for days and days until finally. . .

    Everyone died.

    All, except for one small person.

    One little, cute person.

    . . .

    Forever Alone

    =D The End.


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by Sophie on August 6th 2011, 5:06 pm

    THIS IS BRILLIANT.

    BRILLIANT. WANT


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by iKevinly on August 6th 2011, 6:26 pm

    AHAH XD Thank you! I was hoping that you girls could also have a go at it! Maybe not a war, but anything!! :D

    <3 It's really poorly written since I decided to do it in around 20 minutes (just random words)
    <3 but thank you!


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by Ketchup Girl on August 6th 2011, 11:57 pm

    *cracks knuckles in preparation*

    HARRUMPH, HERE I GO!

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    Once upon a time there was a rice ball named Frederick who was bored with his life. Ninja
    He was so bored that he decided to go to his friend Bob the Angry Monkey for advice. Cloud nine baby! OHOHOHOHO
    "BOB MY LIFE IS SO BORING!" Cry screamed Frederick.
    "OKAY THEN I WILL MAKE IT EXCITING!" OHOHOHOHO replied Bob

    So Bob took his chainsaw and cut Frederick into a thousand little rice-ball-ish pieces.
    OHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHO

    Bye
    (Image too graphic to show)

    Then SLAPPY SQUIRREL came along! Nuts.
    "HOLY CRAP, IS THAT ANNOYING TRIANGLE THING DEAD?!" screamed Slappy.
    "YES!" Yay! Bob replied.
    "HOLY CRAP THAT'S AMAZING!" Slappy cheered. "I HATED THAT THING!"
    "IKR? LET'S PARTY!" Yo yo!

    So they did and rainbows flew all over the sky. Color!
    Then Bob gave Slappy a present <3 (that's a box, right?) and Slappy opened it because Slappy was an idiot. But it turned out that the box..........

    ........ had a BOMB! Really now. Nuts. WHAT. K-y-aaaaaaa~ <-- that's an explosion, right?
    "BOB, YOU DOUCHEBAG!" screamed Slappy as he exploded into a thousand pieces.
    "Ha ha screw you." Bob replied. Want a piece of me?

    So now rid of his two best buddies, Bob decided to skip across the street to celebrate by getting really, really drunk. You know you want to

    But in a very karmaic twist of fate, he got run over by a truck carrying COCA COLA MERCHENDISE!
    (Um... I do not see a "Monkey getting run over by a truck" emoticon anywhere. SOPHIE?) Lulz

    THE FRIGGIN' END!

    And the moral, dear children, is DON'T GET DRUNK.

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    Um... that was fun.
    To be continued?
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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by iKevinly on August 7th 2011, 12:57 am

    AHAHAH =D OMG!

    OMG.

    I JUST NOTICED. .
    . . .

    SOPHIE, NEW FORUM GAME. .
    EVERY WEEK OR EVERY FEW DAYS, YOU GIVE US A LIST OF AROUND MAYBE 20 EMOTICONS AND MAKE US WRITE A STORY USING THEM.

    IT CAN BE DEEP,
    IT CAN BE REALLY FUNNY,

    BUT WHEN YOU WIN. .

    NEW BADGE!


    AHH! :D Food. c:


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by poetryinmotion on August 7th 2011, 3:23 pm

    AHAHA - Kevin, your ending made me crack up! Genius, man, genius! Yay!

    And I love that idea as a game. Go for it Sophie!~
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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by iKevinly on August 7th 2011, 3:31 pm

    Ahah! XD Thanks so much Elayna!


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by Sophie on August 7th 2011, 10:34 pm

    Ketchup Girl wrote:
    (Um... I do not see a "Monkey getting run over by a truck" emoticon anywhere. SOPHIE?)

    Haha, I don't think such an emoticon exists.

    But, I've made the game~
    Go make cool stories! Haha, these are amazing. xD


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by iKevinly on August 8th 2011, 1:01 am

    XD YAY! WE CAN GET AWESOME LEVELS OMG :D!


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by poetryinmotion on August 12th 2011, 12:07 pm

    How is it that the creator of the site has an awesome level of zero, and Kevin has an awesome level of one?
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    Post by Sophie on August 12th 2011, 12:12 pm

    Haha, my awesome level is too high to be calculated by mere numbers! ;D


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    Post by iKevinly on August 12th 2011, 12:16 pm

    XD OH my god Sophie~
    Instead of awesome level for you, code it to be ADMIN of this forum!
    GET SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!!


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    Re: The Smiley War.

    Post by Sophie on August 12th 2011, 12:19 pm

    I'm okay with no label. c:

    Anyhow, the only way to gain awesome levels is to earn them! Ahahaha~
    I should go and earn myself some awesome levels...


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